Saturday, April 21, 2007

Handyman


It's nice having a guy in the house... I have the excuse to cook for more, we can get him to change burned out bulbs, and send him down to the store in the mornings for milk and fruit AND there's an extra pair of hands to do the washing up after every meal, though our current squatter doesn't seem too keen on that bit. He appears to enjoy the eating, and then cracking open a can of beer while he roles a joint at the end :p The good thing is the minute he bitches and moans about doing simple chores around the house I merely have to threaten to not let him back in again and stop cooking... hehehehehe... Such power...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Squatter in the house, Yo!

Congrat!Squatter in the morning is good for you Tralalalala!!! Hmmm…… actually, squatter @ anytime of the day is good for you ;) You should Never @ any point sabotage your own health even if you are on the periodical 24-7, being insane is NOT an excuse not to have a healthy and fit body.

Squatters are definitely cheaper and easier to maintain than maids. They are of the same class as slaves or like adopting a pet; without the hassle of coming up with down payment nor does it requires any form of monetary commitment. They are like; your all-in-1 TV remote control with functions connected to the whole entire house and sometimes has coverage beyond your neighbourhood.

Squatters are usually docile, submissive and they come in all colours, sizes and backgrounds which is excellent for variety purposes. To keep them happy and entertained, all you have to do is feed them; let them have their TV and an occasional pat on the back. To maintain them for hygiene purposes, please make sure they shower regularly and exercise ;O

Keep your doors and yourself open to uninvited/invited squatters but as fast as you let them in, kick them out as quickly if they show any tail signs of an organised psychopath. It will be a tragic demise but if has a potential of killing your modes of merriment or even destroying you from enjoying your sweet carnal delight, cut him/her loose. So make sure its kosher ;P

The CellMate said...

OMG... you're obviously rather familiar with the whole concept of having a squatter at home...

Anonymous said...

But Ofcourse Pooch, besides running errands for moi, they will also happily volunteer with the housecleaning if I'm in the mood for random spring cleaning ;P

The CellMate said...

hahahahahaha you good lah... must teach me how to abuse my power...